John and Devin go waaaaaay back. Devin's studio was being reconfigured, so John did all the heavy lifting on this one in the recording department.
lyrics
V1
Let me sing a song for you Princess
Cause you know this rock only spins for you
You run around like it's always recess
Tell the little boys just what they should do
C1
NOW YOU'RE COMING OUT... THEY'RE WATCHING
WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER
THEN BROKE IN TWO
JUST THE WAY YOU WANT
ADDICTED TO YOU
V2
Another dozen pictures for your facebook (SOFT FILTER, SO DREAMY!)
The mouth breathers stalk you till they get sore... thumbs
You call the shots from the oldest playbook
You make them wait their turn to be your only... one
C2
THE FARMER BOUGHT THE COW HE'S WATCHING
YOU GIVE THE MILK TO EVERYONE ELSE FOR FREE
THE BARN IS FULL OF FOOLS
ADDICTED TO YOU
BRIDGE
Set the world on fire
Cultivate desire
Cause if they want to touch you
Then it must mean that they love you
At least that's what I guess you tell yourself
V3
In the shop, you take a lot of maintenance
Your mechanic's kids go to real fine... schools
All your riders are lined up on the eggshells
Nobody sets you off, don't want to lose your... groove
C3
THE FARMER PULLS HIS PLOUGH THE FARMBOYS
SEND YOU SEEDS FROM ALL OVER TOWN
YOUR SHED IS FULL OF TOOLS
They're ADDICTED TO YOU
credits
from Music Perks vol 1 "Plays Well With Others",
released December 23, 2016
Words and Music written by John Argentiero and Devin Melanson. Recorded by John Argentiero at Das Binky Studios, mastered by Devin Melanson at Alter Ego Music. All instrumentation by John Argentiero, John's vocals (left side of mix) by himself, Devin's vocals (right side of mix) by himself.
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